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If you feel that
inside of you lies a tight ball of rage, with each day a fresh layer of
pulsating anger added;
If you feel that you are an intelligent man walking amongst the self willed
idiocy of the majority;
If you feel that you are a cultured woman enduring the witless vacuity of the
multitude;
If you feel that
you are a frustrated creative soul, marooned in an automatous consumerist
existence;
If you feel that you are a human being in an environment alien to human nature;
If you feel that the life is being bleached out of you by fluorescence and
banality and all around is swathed in humourless bullshit and you know that you
lead an unnatural life;
If you feel uneasy that billions live in poverty as you prepare another
powerpoint-less presentation;
If you see your friends and loved ones squeezed to the sidelines by 8, 9, 10
hours per day of false faced, spirit sapping dissonance as you are broken over
a desk, beholden to strangers;
If you feel that you should not be grateful for the absence of abuse or being
worked to the literal death for the privilege of possessing a fridge or a
washing machine or a DVD recorder;
If you wake and spend the majority of the day doing something you do not want
to do;
If you are bored;
If you feel it is time for a change;
If you want to be a happy, peaceful soul;
If you want to be a human being;
If you enjoy excessive use of the semi-colon;
Then swing at that ball of rage, join us, and swing the bat o' fury!
If you feel none of the above, then be on your merry way.
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